homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society
"What do you plan to do with your future?"
I gotta shave this awful neck hair before I scare some old vietnamese ladies at work looking like the GI that was told to burn down their village
tumblr doesn’t need to do anything for april fools because this website is already a fucking joke
so i go to the patient first, they tell me to strip and put on this gown and i shit you not i look at the tag and it’s dolce and gabbana. 10/10 super elegant, cute open back, and elaborate wrinkled fabric!!
nonblack people don’t be understanding that if we say we getting our hair done rn that means no we cannot hangout later i know it’s 11am but no
sometime when I make wishes on stars or at like 11:11 (judge me), I think about the contingencies of my wish, like if I wish to have a hot body I think like “hm I should clarify that I don’t want to be on fire”
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.